Ohh Canadaaaa!
Yes, laydeez anna gennle-Men, it’sa your friend The Purrrfessor, here to givva you some fun info ann ideas onna how to enjoy your titty inna No Fun City.

Went to SCREAMING CHICKEN show onna Saturday atta the WISE HALL. Saw a fun new “construction” number fromma MISS FITT. Oh she soo cute! Also saw a very sweet anna classic number fromma LACEY LaMOUR. She’s a-real becoming powerhouse purrrformer.

MELODY MANGLER, Mistress inna Residence of the SC troup, deliver yet another a-stunning number, a reverse strip, with summa revealing gun play. Melody issa champeen for the good reasoning, eh?

TONIGHT! Sunday May 23! See the Divas Den at the PENTHOUSE! Great show for a great cause, 2010 Vancouver Dyke March and Festival. See CRYSTAL PRECIOUS, LOLA FROST, CHERRY ON TOP and many other performers!

Also tonight, KITTY NIGHTS continues itsa popular homestay atta The BILTMORE each Sunday at 9PM. Thissa week fromma the UK, DOMINO BURLESK! Also fromma the GIRLS ON TOP troup, MADAME MAE I. We have a special performer who don’t get onna stage very often, SHAMELESS LEE! And of course, the hotness of the hostess from coast-to-coastness, BURGUNDY BRIXX! Comma join me, DJ Teddy Smooth, stage kitty Belle Starlette and all the KITTY NIGHTS family!

PLEASE NOTE: KITTY NIGHTS for SUNDAY MAY 30 will be held at THE MERMAID CAFE on both FRIDAY MANY 28 and SUNDAY MAY 30TH!! The Biltmore has another booking on that Sunday, so we are MOVING KITTY NIGHTS just for one week, and we’re having it on TWO NIGHTS to make sure everyone can fit in for the show.

Please join KITTY NIGHTS at the MERMAID CAFE, 3919 Knight St @ Kingsway, on both FRIDAY May 28th & SUNDAY May 30. Sponsored by STRIP CHEEZ and FIREBALL CINNAMON WHISKEY, it’s continuous burlesque performers and free shot give-aways all night long!

KUDOS:
STRIP CHEEZ will be covering the LAS VEGAS BURLESQUE HALL OF FAME WEEKEND June 3rd thru 6th. This issa the biggest burlesque conevenntionne all year a-long, so it’s really a wunnerfulla thing for STRIP CHEEZ to bring itta to the wurld.

So much stuff alla one week! You love it assa much assa I do, I know it!! See you atta the burlesque shows!

- The Purrrfessor