Hey Vancouver Burlesquers!

It’sa your pal The Purrrfessor here again!

First, I would-a like to offer my condolences to the metta-ropolis of LAS VEGAS, because the VANCOUVER BURLESQUE GIRLS KILLED THE CITY! Others may have received awards, but the hot street tip was VANCOUVER is kicking ass, and any serious burlesque performer is planning a trip to Seafoam City! Yes, the entire burlesque nation was watching, and Vancouver stepped-a it all up, and reppazennted HARD! Congrats to all our traveling ass-ambassadors!

The newly-hitched FARRAH MOANS offa the fun gang THE STARLET HARLOTS hadda fabbulluss time with a bennafitt show for the BCSCPA. She reports to havva had so many good-hearted performers donating their talents, it was wild affair of feathers and furr! Thanks for helping the animals Farrah & Co.!

We saw some GREAT performances this week. LACEY L’AMOUR brought-a the sexy to KITTY NIGHTS on Sunday, leaving them breathless with two smoking numbers. Also spectacular, was LADY JOSEPHINE from Montreal. She hadda very cute little cappuccino cup concealed in her bigga hairdo, and then slasha the crowd with her ZORRO performance! We love it when outta town gals arra AWESOME! Please LADY JOSEPHINE! Bringa summa you friends fromma MONTREAL back out west, ok?

ROSIE DELIGHT issa performing her stellar theatrical creation ROSIE DELIGHT NEEDS A NEW BRAIN once again at the PROPHOUSE CAFÉ on Venables St.on SATURDAY JUNE 19th. If you heard about this show during the Vancouver Int’l Burlesque Festival, you know it was a huge-a highlight offa the whole celebration. Touching, sensual, anna hilarious, ROSIE DELIGHT NEEDS A NEW BRAIN will leave-a you gasping anna screaming. Enjoy this superior talent in her natural-a habitat!

Speaking offa VIBF shows coming back to be seen again, EAST VANITY PARLOUR will be doing their SEX AT THE CIRCUS performance again JULY 16th at the ANZA club on W 8th and Manitoba. It willa be snot whiskey and face glass all over them! SEX AT THE CIRCUS will be fucking in tents!

See you Sunday at KITTY NIGHTS, 9:00PM at The Biltmore, 12th & Kingsway. This week’s line-up includes HOLLY ALLNIGHTLY, MISS FITT, DELILAH DARE, NICKY NINEDOORS and go-go with LYDIA DeCARLLO.. Another super cast to squeeze the most outta offa you weekend!

Keep supporting your local boobies!
- The Purrrfessor