Oh My GAAAAHDDD!! So mucha burlesque this weekend! The Purrrfessor here again to guide-a you to a weekend full of female!
First offa, is THE MERMAID CAFÉ, 3919 Knight Street, which offers a Friday show with-a four of the best-a names inna burlesque: LOLA FROST, CHERRY ON TOP, BURGUNDY BRIXX, and LITTLE MISS RISK! The best performers on the most INTIMATE STAGE IN VANCOUVER! Doors & bar atta 8pm, burlesque show atta 9:30PM! This is a MERMAID PARTY to celebrate MERMAID DAY and the MERMAID DAY PARADE in New York City, so please DRESS IN COSTUME! ANY costume!
Saturday night, it’s a craaazzyy selection offa fabulous offerings! First, at the Prophouse Café, Venebles @ Commercial, it’s-a ROSIE DELIGHT’s burlesque benefit for her amazing-a show, ROSIE DELIGHT NEEDS A NEW BRAIN. Many amazing performers to take-a the stage, so enjoy some boobies onna the Drive!
Or drive over to the DOLLHOUSE for their Summer Bash, at 8th Ave. between Manitoba & Ontario. Thye management has switched hands-a over there, but this party issa produced by the SWEET SOUL Burlesque group, so it willa be the kind offa DOLLHOSUE party people mighta ezzzpect. Yowie! So sezzzzy!
Or catcha the Screaming Chicken Theatrical Society assa they welcome a small audience inna their studios for cozy night offa performance. Check out their wares and flairs at 2280 East Hastings St., one block west of Nanimo.
If you’re-a STILL HORNY onna Sunday (anna who ISN’T?) get down atta The BILTMORE CABARET for the city’s longest-running weekly burlesque show KITTY NIGHTS! Appearing this week: CAROLE BRUNETTE (formerly carole queena hearts), LOLA LOCKEHEART, BURGUNDY BRIXX, plus Kitty Nights presents two NEW performers: SADIE SWEETCHEEKS and REBEL VALENTINE! Can you handle all that for $5.00?!? KITTY NIGHTS starts @ 9pm!
NEXT WEEKEND: The Terminal City ROLLERGIRLS take-a the rink against some buncha losers fromma Seattle. See the carnage atta MINORU ARENA in Richmond, Sat, June 26th!
Mucho Amore, The Purrrfessor
