Hallo Evvybaaahdy! The Purrrfessor here again to helpa you get the most boobies in Vanouver!

Whatta wiiiild weekend of wine, women anna song! So much wassa happen, I can’t believe! FIRST, wassa the magic fun of THE MERMAID CAFÉ on Knight @ Kingsway. Some EXCELLENT names in burlesque took the stage, and made for a FABB-u-LUSS weekend kick-off party. LITTLE MISS RISK did a “Human Fly” number, spewing black ink out of her mouth at the audience. The slime fell short, but the fun flew thru the whole room! How to clean it uppa for the next purrr-former? BLOODY BETTY jumped in and mopped up the goo by ROLLING IN IT ONNA THE FLOOR! Bloody Betty, she likes getting INTO it! Go see her RICKSHAW THATRE show on JULY 3rd!

On Saturday, there was a lot of choices, but we saw the ROSEI DELIGHT benefit show at the SOLD-OUT Prophouse Café on Venables. Thanks for throwing a WONNNERFULL party, with ROXETTE STARR producing, and CILANNE kicking asses. In a GOOD way!

Sunday brought some fun and a little bad news. Lovely Vancouver burlesque mainstay LOLA LOCKEHEART announced her exit from Canada, as she and hubby MALICE LEVITT will now live in the US. Good Luck, Lola! Come back SOON! Lola performed her final two Canadian pieces as a resident, and rocked the KITTY NIGHTS crowd with Sean + John pianist and bassist. Liver music! Live boobies! Wotta match!

And now for thissa COMING weekend!
The MERMAID CAFÉ serves up some hot sweet beauties again this Friday with CAMERO LUVROC, VIOLET FEMME, BURGUNDY BRIXX and CARA MILK! Sultry stage kitty LACEY L’AMOUR will help out on stage, and yoursa trooly will host the evening.

Saturday, there’s MORE shows going headda to head! At THE CULTCH, it’s the GIRLS ON TOP with their massive production, THE GLASS SLIPPER featuring many burlesque artists and San Fran outta towner FLAME CINDERS. Just a feather boa length away, across the alley at the WISE HALL, it’sa the SCREAMING CHICKEN BECOMING BURLESQUE recital, with many new faces (and other parts!) taking-a the stage there. Who calls Vancouver “No Fun City”?

Sunday, it’s an INNA-CREDIBLE line-up atta KITTY NIGHTS, hosted at The BILTMORE CABARET, 12th Ave. & Kingsway, 9PM. First, it’s pin-up photog SHIMONA HENRY’s birthday, so all the girls will be bringing their extra pretty pieces to be photographed! LYDIA DeCARLLO will do a special Shimona tribute number. Also on the bill, it’s London contortionist SABRINA SWEEPSTAKES for a unique twisted burlesque. They are joined by San Fran’s FLAME CYNDERS, BURGUNDY BRIXX, LITTLE MISS RISK and new to the KITTY NIGHTS stage, DIZZY LITLE!

OK! Now, you gotta NO EXCUSE to not have-a BOOBIES in your weekend! See you atta the shows!
- The Purrrfessor