I failed so hard on Sunday; it physically pains me!!! But let me tell you what I think is a bad idea. Putting a band on BEFORE the show is a bad BAD idea. They were a great band.. but to open?? One of my most hated things in the world is sitting and watching a band. Music is for dancing!!! And I tried. People were dancing in the aisles because this was a theatre. AGAIN WHY! Why must bands play in theaters. Boring. We need a dance floor!!! But it was midnight and the burlesque hadn’t even started yet. I was soooo tired and full of evil buffet that I HAD to leave. I had to. I was going to kill. I ended up barfing instead. So unfortunate. So very very unfortunate. SO ANYWAY.. all I can tell you is what I heard through the grapevine.. and really if it was worth talking about then it must be worth blogging about.
Everyone after would not stop about CHERRY TYPHOON! Cherry is from Tokyo Japan and is basically the cutest thing alive!! Missing this to me… is death.
SHANGHAI PEARL apparently was causing scandals. Started the ole stripper vs burlesque dialogue with this one. How far is too far!? Bla bla bla. You do realize Burlesque IS stripping right?? But I also heard that it was really beautiful. So there naysayers! So there.
and VENUS DEVILLE! Using that effing song Minnie the Moocher (Oh No!) She slowly became Minnie Mouse (Oh Yes!) with her final reveal turning her bra cups into Mouse ears. Genius.
Oh Burlesque Hall of Fame. The Highs.. the lows? No just the highs. So inspiring! We just got back and I’m already excited to see what next year will bring!
DEATH TO THE BUFFET!!!!! I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!
