INSANITY! Was what was going on this weekend… pure unfiltered awesome sauce! I personally had one of the busiest weekends of all time! Seriously! All time. ALLLLLLLLL time. Insane. Which meant that I unfortunately wasn’t able to be everywhere. BOO!!!! Where is my clone me!? The one who does my laundry and goes to the events I can’t. Stupid future. I should at least have a robot by now!! But I digress.. this weekend the things that I saw that were awesome were:

1.Lola Frost and Melody Mangler’s Duo at Dynamite Duets

Photo by Greg McKinnon

Oooooh my god.. I knew this was going to be naughty… but naughty does not even describe the hotness of this union. I felt like I was watching lovers fuck for the first time. So voyeuristic. Seriously- I was giggling like a little kid because of the combination of hot that came from these two super sensual beings. I mean LOLA PULLED OFF MELODYS STOCKING WITH HER TEETH WHILE DOING SOME SORT OF SWAN DIVE OFF A CHAIR!! Best quote while this was going on was from Bloody Betty behind me: “Can you feel all the boners in the room right now? Boner energy everywhere.” Boner Energy Indeed!

2. Callio P.Cock and Violet Femme’s Duo at Dynamite Duets

Photo by Greg McKinnon

Photo by Greg McKinnon

This was the best. This picture basically sums it all up. I’ve heard there is going to be a clown Burlesque show happening in April now because of this epic ridiculousness. I will DEFINITELY be there.

3. Catherine D’Lish Velvet Hearts Burlesque Show

Photo by Ava Lure

The producers and performers all did an amazing job! It was a really great show and of course Catherine was EPIC! Those costumes!! I swear to god the feathers on her outfits are from some sort of prehistoric dinosaur bird. Seriously! What the fuck!!?? And I don’t need to tell you how amazing she is as a performer. Wow. Just wow. She just killed it! Everyone was in complete awe! For more awesome details you NEED to check out the Sparkle Pussies blog about the experience. Some great pictures and insider details!!

4. Diamond Minx’s New Act

Photo by Pinup Perfection

Diamond did something completely different for her first number at Velvet Hearts and I loved it! It was honestly one of my favorite things I’ve ever seen from her! There was just so much joy in her performance! And then she did a neato lights off spinning of glowsticks poi bit? Awesome! Cheers Andra, I was really proud of you!  p.s not a pic of her new act… could not find one to steal.. erm I mean borrow and credit :) but she is so pwetty I knew you need to see a picture of her!!

5. Lola Frost

Photo by Greg McKinnon

She gets another listing. All by herself. Because she is becoming legend! I am loving everything she does and I am loving everything about her. She was amazing at the Dynamite Duets show and then she was amazing at the Velvet Hearts show. I cannot speak to how beautiful she is as a performer AND a person. Its so wonderful to see such an amazing person flourish as much as Lola has in the past year or two. Much respect honey!!

Other shiz I heard that was specifically awesome through the grapevine at Kitty Nights twere Madam Mae I’s new numbers and Burgundy’s Cherry act. I didn’t make it out cuz I was still rampaging through my weekend of endless commitments. Look at me! Look at me! I’m so productive- schmeh schmeh sccchhmmeeehhh… or something. :) Looking forward to another full week of Burly Q and Cutie pies! xo