Fake it till you make it!!! This advice is for ma newbs!! Because Personality is 9/10ths of the law in BQ, you should always make sure that when you are out at an event- you are there as your Burlesque personna- and that means dress the fuck up bitches!!! For reference, I’ve made a little showing of my VIBF outfittery.  All photos by friends kind enough to indulge meeee!!

THURDAY-I AM GOGO SUPERMAN HOOKER!!!

FRIDAY-I AM DOLLY PARTON AND JERRY LEE LEWIS’S NEON BABY!!

SATURDAY-I AM BASICALLY VERY FANCY!!

SUNDAY- I AM DISGRUNTLED MISS MUFFET!!